Ninja Assassin!!!
NINJA ASSASSIN is the BATMAN BEGINS of ninja movies. Like Batman before BEGINS ninjas were a punchline. Years of shitty cartoons and hacky hipster shirts weakened the ninja, but NINJA ASSASSIN restores them to their rightful throne. A throne made of gore and beautiful violence. Sure the plot is bad and some parts are awful, but do you know what’s not awful, CHILDREN FIGHTING EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH!!! The flashback sequences of the ninja children in training is so much fun I wish it were the whole movie. In summation ninjas once again equal bad ass. Thank you NINJA ASSASSIN!
