Charmin now makes TP for all you basic bitches.

Charmin now makes TP for all you basic bitches.

I got the pillow game on lock. I’m the MJ of decorative pillows.

I got the pillow game on lock. I’m the MJ of decorative pillows.

Dear Mexican drug cartels, I’m sorry I buy legal weed now, punishing me by having me pay 99 cents for a lime is kinda dickish. Side note are you guys making any narco music about driving up the price of limes yet?

Dear Mexican drug cartels, I’m sorry I buy legal weed now, punishing me by having me pay 99 cents for a lime is kinda dickish. Side note are you guys making any narco music about driving up the price of limes yet?

#TBT. Me in my dad’s balls. Did I go back too far? New to Throwback Thursday.

#TBT. Me in my dad’s balls. Did I go back too far? New to Throwback Thursday.

Some of Chicago’s finest actors are showcased in the Steven Seagal classic Above The Law.

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Kanye West Wedding Rant

Greatest wedding rant of ALL TIME, fam!

Paul and I chatted with CBR!

Finally, an energy drink for me!

Finally, an energy drink for me!

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Nova continues to be one of @marvel’s best books. #18 was so fucking good. Pick up the trades and catch up. You won’t be disappointed. Side bonus, it’s perfect for kids too, which doesn’t mean much coming from me, because I think the original Robocop is also perfect for kids, but I swear this book really is